I don’t know what went wrong, but I put the wrong chemicals in my body over the weekend.  Maybe it was the molasses and apples I had, or maybe the starbucks coffee I had, or maybe it was the pizza, or maybe it was the vodka that I washed it all down with, who knows, but I do know I didn’t wake up today by my alarm but by the smell that was under the sheets.

I tried hiding my face from the sun shinning in the room and was met with the smell under the sheets.  First I though one of the cats had died two days ago or something, but they were good and looking at me like I did something wrong, sorry guys.

Anyway That’s how I got up today, with the smell of my ass, nothing like Mondays.